Saturday, October 9, 2010

Blame Twilight

There were vampires and werewolfs in CSI. The ep. sucked.

On top of that there was this really lame chatroulette ep. on CSI NY.
In both too many tears and personal emotions.

This show is dead.

Bye, losers.

Who Pitched This To The Networks Today?

 

 

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

David Fincheri "The Social Network" on ülimalt edukas ja mees ise on nüüd Rootsis ja alustab varsti Lohetätoveeringuga tüdruku filmimist.
Kui esimest korda kuulsin, et filmile remake tuleb, siis tekkis küsimus, miks? Rootslaste film oli väga hästi tehtud, cast oli vapustav. Ainus põhjus tundus olevat, et Usas ei löö võõrkeelne film lihtsalt läbi, kuna ameeriklane ei viitsi tiitrit lugeda. Samuti leian ma, et remakeist võiks rääkida vähemalt kümne aasta möödudes, mitte siis kui mul on alles värskelt meeles, mida ma tegin samal päeval kui filmi kinos vaatamas käisin. Tudnub, et sama liigse kiirustamise nahka läks ka suurepärase Tomas Alfredsoni "Let the right one in"  (2008) remake "Let me in" (2010), mis on tegelikult hea film, aga põrus avanädalal täeilikult.
Igatahes on Fincheri Lohetätoveeringuga tüdruku cast paljulubav: Mikael Blomkvist on Daniel Craig, Lisbeth Salander Rooney Mara (otse social networkist), Robin Wright, Stellan Skarsgard, Christopher Plummer, Joely Richardson, Steven Berkoff, David Dencik (tegi kaasa ka originaalis).
Kui script on ka hea, siis jääb üle ainult oodata. Palju pole jäänud: 21.12.2011


Thursday, October 7, 2010

Today's Stupid Pill

Seth Grahame-Smith has written a novel called Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2009) combining Jane Austen's classic 1813 novel with elements of modern zombie fiction.



Mr. Bennet guides his daughters in martial arts and weapons training, molding them into a fearsome zombie-fighting army. Elizabeth's dislike of Darcy turns into full-blown hatred when she learns that Darcy plotted to separate Bingley from her sister Jane. Elizabeth vows to avenge the slight to her family by killing Darcy. Later that evening, she is afforded that opportunity when he appears unannounced at the cottage where she is visiting her newlywed friend Charlotte (who has been secretly bitten by a zombie and is slowly turning into one herself). Before Elizabeth can fetch her katana and behead him, Darcy surprises her again by proposing marriage. The scene culminates in a vicious verbal and physical fight, in which Darcy is wounded.  etc. etc.

And there's going to be a movie. Natalie Portman has turned down the role due to a "scheduling conflicts". 
I say GOOD FOR HER!

SHAIT! 

My little Garden House

For those of you who didn't know: I have rented out my little garden house to a group of girls coming to Baton Rouge to get a glimpse of that:


I have never been that close to a Twiheart. But, hey! I'm up for anything.

So, here's a map of the studio.


Happy hunting, girls!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Internet never forgets

Kõik me olime kunagi koledad, inetute keemiliste ja banaaniteksadega...


Fire Your Agent


Aga kes on see musirull?


Yep, it's Zac Efron...

On-demand Cannes report 2

Today was a good day, Em! Call you later ;)

Cheers!

Awkward Family Photos

ABC teeb komöödiasarja, mis põhineb leheküljel awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Lehekülg on priceless! Loodetavasti ei saa sellest siis sad case of shitmydadsays....


Awkward Family Photos

Finally, a photo of girls in prom dresses holding chickens. That makes total sense.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Turn any webpage into Asteroids

Hello, want to kill some time?

You can tell I'm bored, right?

Weather was nice today though.



But don't you worry, still doin' my thing, still rockin' it...

Had some wine...

Hallo(ween) pumkin!

Too much? Thought so...

Can't wait!

Conan 8.11

Tundub, et on Paris Hiltoni kuulsa Carl Jr autopesureklaami paroodia :)

Very Funny!!!


Conan O'Brien TBS Promo

Monday, October 4, 2010

New Orleans Film Festival

NOFF

Sadly not attending.

Summiti uus Teenage Fiction for All Ages

Summit teeb filmideks Julie Crossi triloogia "Tempest".

Julie Cross's TEMPEST, the first in a trilogy about a 19-year-old time traveler who witnesses his girlfriend's murder and inadvertently jumps back two years; stuck there, he's recruited by a shadowy government agency run by the man he thought was his father and vows to save his girlfriend no matter the cost, pitched as "Twilight" meets "The Time Traveler's Wife".

Diary of an unpublished wanna-be writer

On-demand Cannes report

This one's for you Em!

It's clody.

Here for a week.

Quote: Damn it to bottomry - stuck in Cannes having arse-paralysingly dull meetings while one of the most exciting Ryder Cups unfolds. Coitus.

There's no glamour here, Em. That's the OTHER Cannes you're thinking about. That's in May 2011.

Untill then.... I'm off to a meeting... graaaaa....

Yes! It is Coronation Street! Oh boy...

Big on Sci-fi and animation.

Calling it a night!


The Michael Bayifier

HOW cool is that?!

Bayifier

Films that define this generation Y

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