Monday, December 6, 2010

My life in dialogue

- Pray tell me, what have I done to offend you? You are deliberately avoiding me, are you not? 
  Because I don't get it...
  I loved everything about last night and it looked like you were enjoying it too. So what is it?

- I thought you would prefer...

- What? This? You giving me a cold shoulder? What the hell kind of the rationalization is that?!

- I just thought... based on your note... that you considered it to be... a one-night stand...

- What the...? Must be my writing then



- Money intimidates me.

- Oh. Why is that?

- It tends to change people.

- So, my money intimidates you?

- Yes, a little, although you do not look like a millionaire.

- Ah. How do they look?

- I don't know.... suited up...

- I own a suit. Would you like me to put it on?

- Maybe

1 comment:

Miri said...

Oh, I love these!